O junk mail

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The junk mail people have apparently made the monumental discovery that there is a baby arriving in this house. Gerber Life Insurance Company sent us an application for life insurance (for only pennies a day!) in an envelope attractively announcing a FREE GIFT!

Which was, incidentally, a... a Free Certificate of Welcome if we affixed the pretty little certificate of welcome sticker to the application (a sticker that has the name Jane Smith on it).