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butterbobbin) wrote2009-08-13 09:55 am
butterbobbin) wrote2009-08-13 09:55 am
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O junk mail
The junk mail people have apparently made the monumental discovery that there is a baby arriving in this house. Gerber Life Insurance Company sent us an application for life insurance (for only pennies a day!) in an envelope attractively announcing a FREE GIFT!
Which was, incidentally, a... a Free Certificate of Welcome if we affixed the pretty little certificate of welcome sticker to the application (a sticker that has the name Jane Smith on it).
Which was, incidentally, a... a Free Certificate of Welcome if we affixed the pretty little certificate of welcome sticker to the application (a sticker that has the name Jane Smith on it).